you can tell them I'm coming & hells coming withme

Your awesome Tagline

1 note

umbilicalwhored:

I have NO idea how to flirt.  I think this really cute guy was trying to flirt with me and I didn’t even know what to say, and I couldn’t look at his face and I felt nauseous.

It’s really hot in here oh my god.

Hello are you me? I shake so bad I look like I am having a seizure.

10,440 notes

xicacha: penname007: lizdexia: party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson 1985 | Bowling for Soup Bad Day | Daniel Powter Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne Crazy in Love | Beyonce Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects The Reason | Hoobastank Hey Ya | Outkast My Humps | Black Eyed Peas The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 Work It | Missy Elliott White Flag | Dido Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson Leave (Get Out) | Jojo Milkshake | Kelis Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani Mr. Brightside | The Killers Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne So Yesterday | Hilary Duff Click through the image to download or click here. nothing like a “middle school mixtape from 2004” to make a girl feel ancient.  *downloads anyway* Lord in heaven I graduated from middle school in 1994.  Lawd it was 1996 for me. I feel old now.

xicacha:

penname007:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

  1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
  2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
  3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
  4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
  5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
  6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
  7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
  8. The Reason | Hoobastank
  9. Hey Ya | Outkast
  10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
  11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
  12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
  13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
  14. Work It | Missy Elliott
  15. White Flag | Dido
  16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
  17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
  18. Milkshake | Kelis
  19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
  20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
  21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
  22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

Click through the image to download or click here.

nothing like a “middle school mixtape from 2004” to make a girl feel ancient. 

*downloads anyway*

Lord in heaven I graduated from middle school in 1994. 

Lawd it was 1996 for me. I feel old now.